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2008-10-24T15:19:00.002+08:00

BACK TO MY OLD BLOG.

GIVEN UP ON THIS BLOG LONG AGO BY THE WAY.

RELINK IF YOU HAVENT.

MY WRETCH BLOG (clickable la.)

THANKYOU whoever you are from US.

2008-09-25T10:16:00.000+08:00

YAY!

GOT SOMEONE FROM THE U.S. VISIT MY STAGETTE BLOG!!

:DDDDD

i saw this in a public toilet yesterday...

2008-09-25T09:56:00.000+08:00

OH PLEASE MAN!

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE PHRASE:

"NO VANDALISM"!??!

DON'T VANDALISE OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY,
ESPECIALLY USING VULGARITIES.

please have some 公德心,
like they always say in oral exams.

WHATTHEHELL. I CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!

2008-09-24T09:55:00.000+08:00

ARGH!!!

I CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!

THE FRIGGIN DOCTOR SAID I STILL GOT ULCERS,
SO I CAN'T GO BACK.

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!

joke about SHIT.

2008-09-24T09:54:00.001+08:00

this is a disgusting joke may i warn you.
but it's so funny.
it's about the behavior of Singaporeans...

One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.

"Wat is lat ho?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Choy.

"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."

some name quiz thing.

2008-09-24T09:54:00.000+08:00

First:-Use the 1st letter of your name to answer.-They have to be real places, names or objects.-Use different answers if the person has same initials as you-Can't use your name for the BOY/GIRL name =]

1) 4 LETTER WORD: Earn [money!]

2) BOY NAME: Eddy?
3)GIRL NAME: Esther
4) OCCUPATION: Excutive director!
5) A COLOR: Emerald? (is that counted?)
6) SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Earrings
7) BEVERAGE: E????
8) FOOD: Eggs
9) SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Excrete
10) A PLACE: Earth
11) REASON FOR BEING LATE: Eating breakfast
12) SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: Eeeee!!! (disgust)

Second: Pick the month you were born in:
Jan- I took panadol
Feb- I sang in a bar
Mar- I took my clothes off
Apr- I ran to America
May- I slitted my wrist
Jun- I sat on a nail
Jul- I bit my lip
Aug- I fell into the river
Sep- I had diarrhea
Oct- I made my bed
Nov- I sang a nursery rhyme
Dec- I jumped for joy

Pick the day you were born on:
1- cause i stole something
2- cause i won a ticket to France
3- cause my dog died
4- cause i had butt cramp
5- cause i wanted to use the computer
6- cause i took drugs
7- cause i found out i was a superhero
8- cause i thought i was blind
9- cause i almost died
10- cause my dad told me to do so
11- cause my grandma told me i had to
12- cause yo momma said so
13- cause im sexy
14- cause im yo homie
15- cause i feel like a hero
16- cause i could fly
17- cause i had asthma
18- cause i fell down
19- cause i had to pee
20- cause i wanna pee
21- cause i had to poo
22- cause i wanna poo
23- cause i was hungry
24- cause i knew how to play the guitar
25- cause i felt horny
26- cause i thought i was a president
27- cause i am a genius
28- cause i wanna die
29- cause i felt so
30- cause i was adopted
31- cause i love her/him

Post your birthday followed by sentence.e.g:"1st Jan - I took panadol cause i stole something."

18th Jul - I bit my lips cause i fell down.

Third:{Put your name as formatted{Fill in the letters with the following:}>

A: hot>

B: loves people and sex> (!!! TWOAH.)

C: good kisser>

D: can kick ur butt>

E: has gorgeous eyes>

F: loves people wild and crazy adore you>

G: very outgoing>

H: cute>

I: is really sweet>

J: is very sexual> (!!! TWOAHHH)

K: crazy>

L: very good kisser>

M: Makes dating fun>

N: loves to laugh and smile>

O: has one of the best personalities ever>

P: popular with all types of people>

Q: a hypocrite>

R: Funny>

S: makes people laugh>

T: smile to die for>

U:is loved by everyone>

V: not judgmental>

W: very broad minded>

X: never let people tell you what to do>

Y: is loved by everyone>

Z: can be funny and dumb at times

E: has gorgeous eyes

S: makes people laugh

S: makes people laugh

E: has gorgeous eyes

THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
I ONLY HAVE 2 LETTERS IN MY NAME!!

That was taken from Geraldine who took it from Amadea.

i lost my geography notes!!

2008-09-24T09:51:00.000+08:00

SHIT.
SHIT.
SHIT.
SHIT.

I DIE!!!

I LOST MY GEOG NOTES!!!!!!!!!

HOW HOW HOW!??!?!

SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are so funny, Twohill.

2008-09-23T11:40:00.000+08:00

LOL TWOHILL.
you are really really funny.
and very paranoid.
i understand i understand.
HAHAH.

he wrote this on my wall:

CHICK vs DICK

2008-09-22T11:33:00.001+08:00

CHICK vs DICK!!!
i was watching it last night.

omg, it's ultra funny!!!
all of you who haven't watched it before,

I ASSURE YOU LAUGHTER.

paul twohill is damn drama.
and kay kay teases paul all the time.

but i warn you,
they are darn vulgar.
they use the f word like frequently.

link:
http://clicknetwork.tv/watch.aspx?c=1&p=13&v=143

WARNING. everything in this post is random.

2008-09-22T11:22:00.000+08:00

okay, seriously,

everything that i want to post about is random.

1. F1 race

i was watching the news about it.

haha.

damn funny.

they interviewed this ang moh, and he said:

"Having the F1 Formula Race in Singapore is exciting. However,

based on looking at the racing track, there wouldn't be any margin

for error as they would have hit the wall..."

HAHA.

makes total sense.

2. Personality Test

oh please, EVERYONE,

DO NOT EVER TRUST PERSONALITY TESTS.

i did one last night.

it was about EATING HABITS.

so they ask you for your normal diet blah blah blah.

and guess what they said my height and weight was..

...

152cm and 59kg!?!??!

whatthehell la.

as if lorh!!!

firstly, i am NOT 152cm, im not that short.

secondly, i am NOT 59kg, im not that heavy.

if you do the BMI thing for 152cm and 59kg,

i tell you i bet im like severely overweight.

so you, take my advice.

and do not ever trust these kind of tests.

3. 奶爸百分百 "motive"

ok, how many of you watch 奶爸百分百?

if you cant read it... Nanny Daddy??

on channel 8 at 9pm.

i'm sure alot of you do.

even my most 'ang moh' friend watches it.

isn't NICOLE JUST SO CUTE??!

so anyway,

i found out why they flimed this show.

see that cute baby over there??

IT'S TO ENCOURAGE MORE PARENTS TO GET BABIES!!

then hopefully they will be as cute.

haha.

but really, its to encourage the birth of more babies!

and this show is really a great hit!

the HIGHEST NUMBER OF VIEWERSHIP.

beat Holland V!

1,110,000 viewers!

WOW.

4. i mugged last night!!

i did geography.

rivers.

mind map.

i took pictures of the process.

very bo liao right??

DONE!! (((:

WEI MIN!! very fun to talk to you. ((:

2008-09-21T17:03:00.000+08:00

WEI MIN!!
YOU ARE REALLY RESOURCEFUL..

i got to know ALOT of things from you today.
and something,
that will cause me not to be able to sleep tonight!!

SOMETHING BETWEEN ISAAC & XXXXXX.
I CAN'T BELIEVE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE TOGETHER.
[or at least they were.]

this is super shocking!!

**those who want to know who that XXXXXX is, comment/ask me personally.**

my dad is blabbering like me!

2008-09-21T09:56:00.000+08:00

i think only a few people know about my blabbering issue.
namely DHIVYA.

so anyway.
i've concluded i inherited the
BLABBERING GENES
from my dad.

why??

well, yesterday,
i teased him by saying:

"Daddy! let me hug you!! i wanna pass all the germs to you!!"

then he was like:

"NO NO NO!! don't pass me germs!! you got HAND FOUT MOOTH disease!!"

HAND FOUT MOOTH.
HAND FOUT MOOTH.
HAND FOUT MOOTH.
HAND FOUT MOOTH.
HAND FOUT MOOTH.
HAND FOUT MOOTH.
HAND FOUT MOOTH.

HAHAHAHAHHA.
really funny.

200908

2008-09-20T19:56:00.000+08:00

well well well.

i must say today was rather eventful.

although the whole the was spent at home...

i had fattening hokkien mee for breakfast.

tell me marmee dear,

why on earth did you give me oily fatty noodles???

you want to me become like you ah??

then dad & mum went dating.

HAHA.

they went to the park to apparently

ADMIRE THE BEAUTIFUL SCENERY OF SINGAPORE.

i bet they just wanted to get away from this

sick daughter of theirs.

but i was happy with that.

cos then i get to use the computer!

;DD

i was watching 爱在你左右 on tudou.

AGAIN. ((:

i love jiawei so so much.

i found another huang qi ming fan!!

huiying. :D

oh and this reminds me.

SARAH WONG WAN TING,

when i see you,

when i recover,

i will...

GORGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS.

BREAK ALL YOUR LIMBS.

BURN YOUR HAIR.

PLUCK OUT ALL YOUR TEETH.

& PUT THE STRONGEST ACID ON YOUR BODY,

TO CORRODE YOUR ENTIRE BODY.

why??

you know it very well youself. ((:

meanwhile,

i had a very funny conversation with Sandra today.

AUNTIE sandra. :D

she was telling me how happy she is to get

FAHRENHEIT concert tickets.

and she got priority seats,

cos her friend works at sistic at bugis.

and i freaking pissed at something,

i could have very well gone for their concert.

but my parents dont allow.

i told sandra, the most i can buy is $78 ticket.

she actually offered to pay the $90 and let me sit with her at $165 seat ok!

and my parents still say cannot.

WHATTHEHELL.

but thankyou sandra for your kindness!

this time got no yuan..

)):

oh and i searched for the word,

ESSE

in my phone dictionary today.

and it is really a REAL WORD!!

they only gave chinese translation.

Esse
[noun]
存在的

well, its actually quite true.

firstly,

i AM a noun.

secondly,

i am existent.

quite cool.

im back to watching 王子变青蛙.

shit right?

i die ah.

im addicted to it AGAIN.

my parents forgot to lock up that vcd.

stupid la.

so i found it on the dvd player today. )):

i better get them to lock it up.

then i slept for 4hours.

wow.

woke up,

did a teeny weeny bit of work,

then went to watch

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE.

uh huh.

meanwhile,

i was smsing arron,

he was telling me to get well!

and pestering me to transfer the money asap.

-.-

i told him i wanted to cancel my order.

he didnt get pissed!!

then just now,

i was watching

TOP GOALS BY ARSENAL

on youtube with my fart-her [father la].

he loooovvees arsenal so much.

THEO WALCOTT is seriously imba.

he's crazy.

he's like Usain Bolt,

maybe not as fast,

but still VERY fast.

then NOW,

i'm blogging. ;D

I DON'T WANT TO MUG!

I DON'T WANT TO STUDY!!

BUT I HAVE TO!

URGH.

HORRIGIBLE EOYs.

SARAH WONG!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!

2008-09-19T18:12:00.002+08:00

SARAH!!

how mean can you get??

you insulted qiming/jiawei!!!

urgh...

even your mum say's he's cute!!

dont like that to me la...

1) ALL THE POSTS will be EXACTLY the same as my WRETCH blog.
- which can also be found at esse.bigbig.com

2) You want LINKS, you go there. You want to TAG, you come here.
- understand?

3) if you haven't done so, go to the top of my blog, and do the POLL.
- NOW!!!!

thank you for your wonderful co-operation. ((:
you should know it's hard working with an ass like me. :D

2008-09-19T18:12:00.001+08:00

PGLO IS SO COOL!!!

HFMD shall take full blame that i didnt get to see it today. )):

*pictures taken from LI EN*

ther's a mark on notes!! using UV light.

PREETYY!!!!

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST POST YOU WILL SEE.
PLEASE READ IT.
then, you can scroll UP to read my blog!! ((:

1) ALL THE POSTS will be EXACTLY the same as my WRETCH blog.
- which can also be found at esse.bigbig.com

2) You want LINKS, you go there. You want to TAG, you come here.
- understand?

3) if you haven't done so, go to the top of my blog, and do the POLL.
- NOW!!!!

thank you for your wonderful co-operation. ((:
you should know it's hard working with an ass like me. :D

hello everyone

2008-09-19T18:12:00.000+08:00

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST POST YOU WILL SEE.
PLEASE READ IT.
then, you can scroll UP to read my blog!! ((:

1) ALL THE POSTS will be EXACTLY the same as my WRETCH blog.
- which can also be found at esse.bigbig.com

2) You want LINKS, you go there. You want to TAG, you come here.
- understand?

3) if you haven't done so, go to the top of my blog, and do the POLL.
- NOW!!!!

thank you for your wonderful co-operation. ((:
you should know it's hard working with an ass like me. :D